Xycle + Xymmetry

Why He’s Hot:

1. He is the chief impresario of the greatest band in the world. Spearheading in rocking our knickers off, acclaim and longevity hasn’t diminished his potential in delivering an aurgasm every single time.

2. Curiosity and intellect belie those cerulean orbs. The intensity with which his compositions devote to — paranoia, the apocalypse, dystopic universes, speculative (non)fiction — reveals a sensitive soul beneath the exuberant mind. A closer listen discloses that all he desires are universal pleasures — the quest for truth, hope and enduring love. I wouldn’t mind being his personal conspiracy theory.

3. He’s a one-man concerto! Not just with the ivories and Mattocasters and stuff, but the voice itself is a thing of beauty. From mellow bellows to rousing falsettos, your heart stops high in climax… only to be revived in heavenly bliss when he serenades “I belong to you”.

4. There’s something about his cheeks/jaw/mouth that’s so damn attractive. Relatively clean-shaven, coupled with an impeccable sense of style. And he digs books and classical music. Maybe if he wasn’t a hyper rocker he’d be one proper English gentleman.

5. We know he’s got a hot girlfriend but we’ll always be his Muse. ;)