Xycle + Xymmetry

Why He’s Hot:
1. Behold the magnificent and incomparable Ralph Fiennes. No one else can ever come close to his calibre. If he were a religion, we would gladly submit ourselves as sacrifice because he is simply divine.
2. The name alone is phonographic perfection: /ˈreɪf ˈfaɪnz/… attesting to a famed nobility and cultured upbringing. He’s a philanthropist. He loves to read. He adores the theatre. And his voice is so tantalizing; did you say your panties flew?
3. The best-endowed part of his body? His eyes. Handsome, intense mirrors of varying passion and subtlety then and now. And he’s maintained his physique like a well-oiled machine. Who wouldn’t give to devour a delectable English muffin, from bed to breakfast…
4. He’s one of the greatest chameleons to ever grace the stage and screen, taking on roles as diverse as good and evil with beauty and depth. Is there any act he can’t stimulate? He might as well appear as a tree and still hoard a collective orgasm.
5. (Sexual) Magnetism. Can you stand within sight of this man and not fancy the thought of turning a flirt into a fuck? Compounded with his disarmingly enigmatic personality and penchant for privacy, to be with this sexy beast of a genius is the sweetest surrender.

(via WhyTheyreHot, by xymmetry )
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Note on a scandal: He IS my first celebrity obsession (circa 1996), and will always be. So I decided to essay one up for sentimental value. ^.^ (Originally planned to make it more risque, but it would’ve been too tabloid-trashy for such a dignified gent!)