Xycle + Xymmetry

icanread:

(by missmode)

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Sheer physical intensity. It was as if The Guy Above commanded, “Let there be Hotness!” — and voila, he appeared! The chiseled looks, the toned body, the debonair charisma. A combination of impossible handsomeness, but there he is… all of 6’1”, flashing that sexy smile that can make panties drop and hearts flutter overtime.
2. Those gorgeous, deep-set, impenetrable blue opals. One minute he’s flirting in them, the next he’s undressing you with them. (Well, I can’t wait to rip off his shirt because he smells sooo damn good.) And those lips are made for puckin’ & fuckin’.
3. Can you imagine him as a vampire? Stephenie Meyer does. But he ain’t too fazed by the growing female attention. Bet he’s remotely aware that he’s seducing more jizz away than The King himself everytime he appears with a sword in his pants and crotch-hugging britches that inexplicably vanish in the boudoir.
4. He grew up in a tiny island between England and France. That adds to the mystery that is Henry Cavill — small town charm and casual modesty makes him more maddeningly irresistible.
5. He exudes raw masculinity that it makes you wonder just how stuffed and heavy it is down there. Come here Henry, let me help you with that — pull it up, push it in — oh yesss please.

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♥ LOVE. ♥

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The hair. God, how could anyone see this guy and not instantly imagine riding him while threading their hands through his gorgeous hair.
2. He doesn’t give a fuck about being famous. He’s low-key and likes to stay in with the missus. If I were his missus I’d always want to stay in with him too, if you catch my drift.
3. He is a blatant fanboy. He can go on about Cesar Milan or even about David Morse. You know geeks can be sexy sometimes. Especially when they’re not afraid to show they’re geeks, even though they’re so goddamn gorgeous.
4. He can sing AND play the guitar. It is a known fact that musicians are panty peelers.
5. HE CAN ACT. Like really, truly act. Have you seen the Season 4 finale of House? It would make you cry just by the sight of him. Not mention that he used to do plays or his unforgettable role in Dead Poet’s Society. Of course the best actors are always overrated, but it means it’s less of us that have to share this gorgeous man.

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Fave House character, aside from House of course. The bromance! ^^;;;

icanread:

(by sepiatones)

I can’t stand the kitchen, so why do I still get the heat?
[ Jeff McInnis ]

elegy:

(via prettylittlerichboys)

whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

1. She has the most gorgeous face EVER. Forget Barbie dolls and Megan Fox. She is la belle jolie, au naturel. Her soft hazel-gray eyes, delicate nose, awesome cheekbones, porcelain skin & natural rouge, and tantalizingly kissable lips — TO DIE FOR. And ohhh yes, the HAIR…. whether poufed up in throes of romance or waking up after a thorough romance, her locks are so damn perfect. (If I were her body part, I’d be the hair. Hair makes the woman.)
2. She’s French. (And we all know zat ze French are magnifique on all things glamourous and amoreuse.)
3. Her body? Exquisite. Her films have a strong tendency to showcase her lovely goods (chief of all her acting talent, of course), and we don’t need subtitles to know when we’ll drop our undergarments. It happens all the time anyway — thanks to her smoky, seductive purring and sultry body language. Come hither? We better.
4. Wardrobe malfunction or not, she was proclaimed to have “the perfect bosom”. And not only that, she was France’s “National Bust”!
5. Effortlessly elegant, with an irresistible kind of allure as she improves with age. She’s fortysomething but her sex appeal — is, and will forever be — a flawless 100%

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icanread:

(by papercranes)

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He wasn’t trying to be cool - he just was. Often imitated, never duplicated: he made just being him look really easy, and really fucking good.
2. His face is timeless: those plump limps with the seemingly amaranthine cigarette hanging from them, those deep blue eyes, those high cheekbones. Even over half a century after his death, he’s still one of the sexiest men ever to grace the silver screen and could shame most of the men on People Magazine’s “50 Most Beautiful People” today.
3. He’s an icon - even with only three films under his belt, we all know who he is, and we fucking love him. We especially want Jim Stark to vent to us about his issues of teenage angst and to kneel down suggestively in front of Jett Rink…
4. He’s mysterious: having died so young and so long ago, we’ll never know enough and we’ll never know it all. We’ll always want more.
5. He was sexually ambivalent. Quoted as saying “Well, I’m certainly not going through life with one hand tied behind my back”, he was known as having relationships with both men and women and that abstruse openness? Is soooo hot.